Flongo Magmoat

Flongo Magmoat is the fundamental aspect of water in the universe.

...

or so it was assumed he was.

In reality, Flongo was the last Artificial Unethical Creature (AUC) created by Gazzonga H Arrison with the sole and express purpose of combating Slongo Magmuck.

Flongo's debut on the hit wrestling programme Abomination Nation was the last episode ever produced, but it exists in PPV listing only, as all spectators, either in person or otherwise, were vaporized by how fucking awesome his showdown with Slongo was. As even watching a recording would be so awesome it would melt your fucking face, all photographic evidence of this bout was destroyed to protect the public.

Flongo now lives with Slongo and the rest of the aspects, vowing never to divulge the results of the last abomination nation match because you just had to be there, that is if he's not doing that obnoxious thing where he acts like it never even happened, he'll be all "I was never in conglomeration nation or whatever" and he's so full of shit.