Glonk

Glonk does nothing and awaits death.

The Glonk are the guard of  The Door.  They wait there, doing nothing, hoping one day someone may kill them. Nothing can kill the Glonk so they wait there and just guard ' The Door. '

"The Glonk --- well, the Glonk did nothing, but they did it together! It was wonderful!"

-- the Day of the Bletchling