Terror Entity Caillou

Terror Entity Caillou [pronounced KYE-low] (also known as Caillou: the Living Catastrophe) is an experimental synthetic human with frightening psionic powers. He escaped to Nu-Earth after serving a mere 123095th of his 518923759812347983781 billion year sentence. Having freed himself from the clutches of All-Father Boris, he seeks to spread his reign of terror to the denizens of Nu-Earth.

Caillou is the son of All-Father Boris. Having ascended to the level of an elder chaos god two weeks prior, Boris could no longer reproduce with other humans. Boris still wished to have a child with his wife Doris, so he created a son using his DNA, doris's DNA, and the latest in cutting edge space magic Funwaatechnology. He would later use similar methods to create a daughter, Rosie.

The Grounding
"Caillou, I can't believe you've depopulated the entire earth including your mother and younger sister. You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 518923759812347983781 billion years, now go to your room."

- Boris Caillou obliterated the planet of I Can't Believe It's Not Earth! after being disallowed to go to Chuck-E-Cheese. The only survivor was Boris, who proceeded to ground Caillou for 518923759812347983781 billion years.

Caillou was then sealed in his room with Funwaatechnology for trillions of years, but as the universe's Funwaa deposits were depleted (owing to 7's death after a ketamine overdose) he escaped, and instantly travelled to the『NEO LAB OF ABSOLUTE UNETHICALITY』on Nu-Earth, having sensed I.T.S Plink's unethical energy.

The two, along with Mecha Fred Fuckstone, formed the Antagonistae.