Slongo Magmuck

Biography
Slongo Magmuck (pronounced: slong-oh mag-muk) was born on May 6th, 1937. Slongo was the product of much toil, deliberation, and debate from Gazzon'ga H Arrison and his closest cohorts at the 'Lab of Absolute Unethicality'. Rumor states that Gredonga was hyped up on like a shitload of Funwaa at the time, making the creation of Slongo an event of nebulous and unique circumstances; no blueprints or notes of Slongo's Creation exist— only himself as proof of the process. He possesses much unknown power that is currently being used to aid his career as a wrestler in the ever popular 'Abomination Nation' tournament. Indeed Slongo's physique is such that the fabric of reality bends and tears as he flexes his dummy thicc glutes. He is currently believe to be an addition to the ancient order of the Aztec Gods of Fitness.

The Resurrection of Diablo Lucifer
Sometime after Diablo Lucifer's untimely demise, Slongo Magmuck was overwhelmed with the anger that Diablo felt, having perceived it with his 'Third Eye of Non-Ethics'. Magmuck was compelled to flex and, upon flexing, resurrected Diablo Lucifer.